Found on The Creepy Turtle Pages, the "What threat to the Bush administration are you?" quiz.
Ah ha ha. It pegged me but good (the question about demontrating against the destruction of habitat was a dead giveaway):

Threat rating: Low. You are annoying, but too much
of a softy tree hugger to pose any threat to
the mighty machine of Republican progress. And
the FBI know where you live.